May 16, 2008
If Paris could read, I'm sure she'd realize just how silly it looks that she's wearing a t-shirt with her name on it. Oh, I'm so whimsical--thinking that she's capable of feeling emotions like "shame" and ... well, anything that involves a basic understanding of how she's perceived by anyone that isn't herself.
Now, Paris is spewing more silly shit. She's talking to People magazine about her desire for a white wedding saying of her boyfriend of three months, Benji Madden, "He wants to [get hitched]." Paris added, "I'd wear a beautiful white dress ... probably Dolce & Gabbana."
I hope she also decides to get married in a church, so that the likelihood of her getting struck down by lightning rises exponentially.
More photos of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden in London are after the jump.
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May 16, 2008
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Now that the cat's been let out of the bag about Angelina Jolie's twins, as well as her due date, Angie herself has let a little information about her babies slip out as well. The extremely pregnant actress dished to Roger Friedman at a party for her animated film Kung Fu Panda in Cannes that her little twin girls are expected to be fraternal.
I don't understand the nuances of reading a sonogram, but Jolie reportedly told Friedman that "there was a line" on it that I guess suggests that the baby girls won't be identical. However, they have been tested and (whew!) they're both still going to be beautiful. Bullet dodged!
Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com
May 16, 2008
According to reports, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson may have broken up because of (surprise!) her doting dad.
Joe Simpson is known for being very involved in his daughter's careers, including setting Tony and Jessica up (yes, that involves her fledgling career). Apparently he also had lots of advice for Tony, involving endorsement deals and other things he shouldn't have been concerned with.
Other speculated reasons for the breakup are Jessica's issues with John Mayer's new relationship, and a couple interviews where Jessica referred to Romo as her "future husband" and said she wanted him to father her children, which would probably scare off any man.
BUT, it seems all could be just fine between Tony and Jessica, as the two were spotted kissing by some paps just this afternoon.
Now all I can picture is Jessica singing "Papa Don't Preach" and putting Joe in his place.
I'd like to think that's what saved Tony and Jessica's struggling relationship.
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com
May 16, 2008
Yesterday was Fox's big day at the New York upfronts, and it looks like Fox has some good stuff coming our way this fall.
Favorites Prison Break, Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, So You Think You Can Dance and Bones will all be returning -- but it is the new shows that have this geek's panties in a wad (as well as J. Harvey's).
Joss Whedon's new show Dollhouse should be awesome - starring both Elisha Dushku and Summer Glau. Then there is the new J.J. Abrams show Fringe starring Joshua Jackson.
Seriously. With those two shows alone, Fox looks like it might be the one to beat next season -- if it can live up to all the hype.
As for the star sighting on the Fox carpet, check out Wentworth Miller. Then look at Thomas Dekker and recall this awkward moment we shared. His outfit has definitely confirmed that the weirdness was not entirely my fault. I like how his underwear hangs out the front.
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24 more photos from the FOX upfronts featuring Wentworth Miller, Sarah Wayne Callies, Dominic Purcell, Emily Deschanel, David Boreanaz, Thomas Dekker, Lena Headey, Summer Glau, Richard T. Jones, Jennifer Morrison, Jesse Spencer, Brad Garrett, Wayne Brady, Eliza Dushku, Paula Abdul, Will Arnett, Will Forte and Kenan Thompson are after the jump.
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F*ck convention, Charlize Theron wants kids and doesn't need a ring on her finger to facilitate it. Well, that will spare them Mommy and Daddy splitting up eventually. Hey, don't hate on me, about .25 of these Hollywood marriages lasts. I'm not a math major and I totally made that number up, but you what I mean. Why do celebrities even bother?
Charlize told W magazine her plans.
"I always knew that I didn't want to get married," Theron, 32, says. But she adds, "I've always known that I'd be a mom from the time I was a little girl."
Charlize cracked my ass up with the following. When asked about her seven-year relationship with actor Stuart Townsend, she emitted a "cavewoman grunt" and said:
"Man, woman. Like to touch each other." Heh. Way to be a man about it. She's subverting it all!
Charlize also says that she doesn't understand why people give her shit about disguising her beauty in all her roles. They do? Who are these people?
"Look, I get it," she says. "Monster was a transformation...[But] North Country was dirt. That's what happens when you go into a mine. In the Valley of Elah--that's when I took real offense, because that was just my real hair color and me with no makeup."
Charlize would probaby have to insert her face into a weed whacker to conquer her beauty, so I don't think she has anything to worry about. Except her kids asking her why they don't have married parents like the other tykes.
More from Charlize Theron's photo shoot for W Magazine after the jump.
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Christ, combine the rapid hair loss with that sweater that Loni Anderson wore on one episode of WKRP and you've got one Birdcage-looking actor! Jude Law is being called out for supposedly using a body double for a kissing scene in Alfie. While weird, I'm not sure if it's that crucial. I would say it was probably to avoid Sienna Miller's mouth but he did end up dating her.
BBC3 is filming a documentary about celebrity stand-ins, and it will reportedly feature an interview with a man who stood in to kiss for Jude Law while filming Alfie. Uh, ok. Jude's rep says that it's in his contract that he doesn't use body doubles.
'We can't understand it. We don't know who this man is or where they found him, but Jude never uses body doubles and it is expressly forbidden in his contracts. The only possibility is that he played the back of his head at a time when they needed to reshoot and Jude was on the other side of the world, but certainly nothing more than that," his spokesdude says.
Jude's people are supposedly looking into this and it could possibly affect the production company's documentary. Isn't there a war on? Isn't there a new Joss Whedon show coming out WITH Eliza Dushku? Can't I not find appropriate lodgings for Bear Week in P-town? There are way more important things to worry about, Jude Law minion!
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May 16, 2008
Rumors are swirling like the crack smoke around Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse about the possibility of a Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon engagement. Hence Jake's facial expression. No one should have to marry their favorite shopping partner. They're a companion for outlet shopping sprees! Not life!
A source says that Jake and Reese are thinking of taking the plunge.
"They've been talking marriage for a while. They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together," the source reports.
Apparently, Witherspoon wants to make things official for the sake of her two children with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe - Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.
"This is a very serious relationship. But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin'," the "friend of the actress" says. Jesus, take your habit and wimple off, Reese. It's 2008. She probably calls her breasts "dirtypillows", too.
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com
More of Jake Gyllenhaal at LAX after the jump.
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May 16, 2008
Matthew McConaughey is already receiving million dollar offers for photos of his kid after its born. Three publications have reportedly already offered him more than a million dollars each for the pics of his baby with Camila Alves when it's born. The sex of the baby has not been determined. That baby's going to come out of her smelling like patchouli, b.o., and surfboard wax. Poor little thing.
Whoring out your infant is the new big thing. McConaughey enlisted the services of "brand agent" Todd Shemarya to attract the big bucks. Shemarya is the guy who arranged the deals for Christina Aguilera and Angelina Jolie's baby photo bonanzas. Does Ashlee Simpson know about this dude? Ring him up, girl!
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
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We appreciate em', too, Bradley. Here's Brad Pitt and his gorgeous companion, the inflated with pregnancy Angelina Jolie. Mouthy-ass Jack Black just blabbed to the world that she's expecting twins. And it looks like she's already dealing with another pair of twins. Those gorgeous ones on her chest! Hot damn!
Angie and Jack Black's new flick, the animated Kung Fu Panda is being called "funny as well as frantic" by reviewers. Black voices Po, the heroic panda bear that learns karate and Jolie is Tigress, a kung-fu fighting tiger. It's a kid's movie. Unless you're Mariah Carey.
Here's some pics from a party for the movie at Cannes. Seriously, those boobs are turning me straight. I can ignore the pregnancy part.
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
More photos of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black at the Kung Fu Panda premiere after party are after the jump.
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